Chapter Forty Nine: Transmission

Fear is path to the dark side.

Fear leads to anger.

Anger leads to hate.

Hate leads to suffering.

George Lucas, Star Wars:

The Phantom Menace

I stood and walked around the desk

so I could stand over him. Menacingly.

Like Darth Vader, only with

better lung capacity.

Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

Honor is a fool's prize.

Glory is of no use to the dead.

Drew Karpyshyn, Darth Bane:

Path of Destruction

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Mayday! Mayday!

Anybody who can hear this call?

We are in distress! 

There are mythicals pursuing us!

They are armed and dangerous.

Someone please transmit signal

We are in grave danger!

I repeat, danger!

Our radars have lost connection

We can no longer navigate

Mayday! Mayday!

There are nothing but cosmic whispers

Trying to exploit our voices

Please indicate your presence!

Hear us! Hear us!

Fantasy creatures are ...... in tow!

Armed....... and...... dangerous!

Respond with haste!

Please indicate your presence.....

Stop the call! All of you drop to the ground!

Throw your weapons away!

Kill the signal, quickly!

There are three aliens in here, Vampire Commander!

Drop to the floor.....! Now!

Get away from the console

Stop the fleeing criminals!

Mayday! Mayday!

Clone alert! Clone alert!

We are all.... being pursued!

Mythicals are killing everyone.....

Everyone in this ship!

No one will get alive!

Help! We can...  hear the whispers.....

Fatal! Poisonous!

Death is just behind us!

Lurking! Shouting in silence!

The threats are everywhere

Help! Mayday!

Please hear us.......

There are more here, Vampire Commander!

Stop, or you will be shot!

All of you will be neutralized

Drop to the floor, now!

Throw your weapons away!

Stop! All of you!

This is a legitimate mythical operation!

Death to the clones!

Mayday! Mayday!

Major engine is down!

We are going... to..... crash!

Help! Please indicate presence

Anyone who can hear this distress call

Please respond! No.....!

Stop! Spare me please......!

Drop to the ground!

Now! Or I will shoot you!

There are more here, Vampire Commander!

Clone operation! Drop your weapons!

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