The Society of Urban Legend Spies Pte. Ltd. - Initial Page Part I

For the Causes of the Diaspora 

Case Number One

(Book I)

The Exodus of the Anti-Plariarists

Case File Number # 109-AX

Classified Information

All operatives to report immediately.

Pursuant to the Universal Parchment Operations Ordinance, as amended, all concerned individuals may legally investigate the matter in an invisible way as specifically allowed for by the aforementioned statute. The information regarding the case, including peripheral issues and initial testimonies obtained however trivial, shall remain strictly confidential and privileged.

The classified details for the case are hereby transmitted to be true and correct information:

Case: The Murder of the Records Officer

Location: New York, New York

Belligerents: The Society's Independent New York City Chapter versus the Mysterious Segment of the Legends

Initial Information: 

The Records Officer was shot dead, three silver bullets found in the head. Outer extremities are covered with abrasions and wounds. Loss of blood and cardiac arrest has been confirmed. Last whereabouts known to be near Central Park. No Operative witnesses available. Actors (Human beings who do not belong to the Society and the Legends -- note added by the transcriber) are reportedly in contact with the victim that saw the forbidden legendary physiology, whose memories were now erased. Initial probe relates the killing to a case handled by the Records Officer relating to the unnecessary commotion happened earlier this month, whose case was under the direction of said victim.

Bullets used for the killing remains unknown. Information on the gun used was unavailable in all databases at this time. 

The use of fountain pens should be used with utmost prudence. Parchments shall remain to be secured. No further details are available at this time. Investigation on-going. 

The Diaspora of the Anti-Plagiarists in the Society local chapter are warned to diligently follow safety precautions and stick to the rules of engagement at all times. Fantasy weapons may be very poisonous and lethal.

Caution is advised. 

Suspect is armed and dangerous. 

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"Ideas improve. The meaning of words participates in the improvement. Plaigiarism is necessary. Progress implies it. It embraces an author's phrase, makes use of his expressions, erases a false idea, 

and replaces it with the right idea."

Guy Debord

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